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- Happy Canada Day to my wife and to the half of each of my children that I love very slightly less. 2 days, 13 hours ago [at twitfave]
- Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much. 3 days, 18 hours ago [at twitfave]
- When we tell Jonas that he's going to have to start wiping his own ass soon, he laughs and says, "You're joking, right?" 18 hours, 26 minutes ago [at twitfave]
- I like my coffee like I like my women: in recyclable cardboard sleeves and plastic white hats.
Fashion forwardness is very important to me. 3 days, 8 hours ago [at twitfave]
- These next few days of taking care of the boy are going to be like retirement! Not knowing what day it is and praying for a quick death. 2 days, 20 hours ago [at twitfave] - "Either that foosball table goes or I go." Her exact words! GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL 1 day, 19 hours ago [at twitfave]
- Man oh man do I have a lot of tough questions for underwear inspector 12. 1 day, 20 hours ago [at twitfave] - Almost a week since the Gay Pride Parade and I'm still finding sequins in my underwear and runaways on my futon. 17 hours, 13 minutes ago [at twitfave]
- @badbanana A guy in a fast food restaurant was reciting one of your tweets to try to impress a chick. She giggled. Your reach spans far. 1 day, 7 hours ago [at twitfave]
- Trying to write about depression while you're depressed is like trying to write about fluid mechanics while you're being waterboarded. 19 hours, 14 minutes ago [at twitfave] - The passing of Billy Mays is a reminder to us all:
Act NOW. 5 days, 17 hours ago [at twitfave]
- If I had a restaurant chain, I'd serve sliders because everyone else does. But I wouldn't call them sliders, I'd call them beefy tossers. 2 days, 14 hours ago [at twitfave]
- Whatever happened to that band Smash Mouth? I miss that song, "Hey Now, You're Watching a Crappy Movie" or whatever it was called. 1 week, 6 days ago [at twitfave]
- The amount of time I spend attempting to calculate how a normal person would behave in any given situation is itself abnormal. 22 hours, 49 minutes ago [at twitfave]
- I don’t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is buying a new iPhone every summer.
Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling. 2 weeks ago [at twitfave]
- If only there were some way to know if I'm a smug cunt. 1 week ago [at twitfave]
- I really want a signature scent. Anyone know of a perfume that captures the essence of wasted potential? And lilacs? 6 days, 20 hours ago [at twitfave]
- The US economy has shed enough jobs to look good in a bikini again. 1 day, 22 hours ago [at twitfave]
- I wonder how many prison fights are caused over disagreements about whether it's "shiv" or "shank". 20 hours, 6 minutes ago [at twitfave]
- Mr. Gorbachev, deactivate this sexy robot army. #alternatehistory 1 day, 12 hours ago [at twitfave]